Ok. So, on a completely random and unrelated tangent, I'll tell any and all of you guys (and girls) why it is that girls get pissy when mother nature knocks on the door.
Aside from the weird slush of hormones that make you feel happy in the morning, then exhausted by noon, then angry st the world by 5pm and completely depressed by 9pm, there's the little detail of what it's actually good for. Basically it's a whole loot of disgusting, and you're sitting in it. All day. All night. For several days. for you boys, just imagine continuously shitting yourselves a little. It's pretty much the same, only the smell and color are a bit different. but that's not all, usually this nice portable puddle is accompanied by aches and pains, that make it impossible to walk around for a long time, or even worse stand. (and remember that sitting also has its hazards, as stuff could leak, and that is all kinds of embarrassing.) So the next time you want to accuse a girl of pms, just put yourself in her position. You'd be pissy as well.
Aside from the weird slush of hormones that make you feel happy in the morning, then exhausted by noon, then angry st the world by 5pm and completely depressed by 9pm, there's the little detail of what it's actually good for. Basically it's a whole loot of disgusting, and you're sitting in it. All day. All night. For several days. for you boys, just imagine continuously shitting yourselves a little. It's pretty much the same, only the smell and color are a bit different. but that's not all, usually this nice portable puddle is accompanied by aches and pains, that make it impossible to walk around for a long time, or even worse stand. (and remember that sitting also has its hazards, as stuff could leak, and that is all kinds of embarrassing.) So the next time you want to accuse a girl of pms, just put yourself in her position. You'd be pissy as well.
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